{"id":201,"date":"2009-09-13T21:56:36","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T20:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/?p=201"},"modified":"2009-09-13T21:56:36","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T20:56:36","slug":"being-offline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/2009\/09\/13\/being-offline\/","title":{"rendered":"Being offline.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Being offline for about a month taught me a couple of things:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>An ISP&#8217;s help desk does not know a thing<\/li>\n<li>Ranting at the help desk does work!<\/li>\n<li>There are\u00c2\u00a0 a lot of companies involved to give me and maintain my Internet (4 to be precise)<\/li>\n<li>Verminators on Discovery is a cool show<\/li>\n<li>Dirty Jobs also.<\/li>\n<li>I prefer Les more than Bear as a survival guy.<\/li>\n<li>Dutch TV is horrible.<\/li>\n<li>I am very edgy when I have no Internet for three weeks. Not good for my neighbourhood. In the fourth week I was more laid back.<\/li>\n<li>Call with the mobile to an help desk is expensive<\/li>\n<li>And again: an ISP&#8217;s help desk does not know a thing<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being offline for about a month taught me a couple of things: An ISP&#8217;s help desk does not know a thing Ranting at the help desk does work! There are\u00c2\u00a0 a lot of companies involved to give me and maintain my Internet (4 to be precise) Verminators on Discovery is a cool show Dirty Jobs also. I prefer Les more&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/2009\/09\/13\/being-offline\/\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caliburn.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}